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- When you bought your house,
you lived in the country. Now you're
surrounded by high rises.
- You can't get any
appliances repaired because "they stopped
making those parts years ago."
- The swing set in the
backyard has sprouted roots.
- The plumber's phone number
is on your speed dial.
- Your phone number is on
your plumber's speed dial.
- All the children's rooms
are now guest bedrooms.
- You haven't visited the
other half of the house in six months.
- You have to move the
furniture to see the carpet's original color.
- Your bathroom is a lovely
shade of avocado green -- from the first time
it was in style.
- You can't make any
improvements to the exterior of your home
without getting approval from the Board of
Historic Monuments.
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